Thursday, June 25, 2009

Male reproductive organs, country leader views

Several world leaders are asked to describe their views of the male sexual organs in their respective countries. Lets us try to understand their views, perhaps for our future reference.


Question: Obama, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Obama: Well, I can say that a male organ in America is like a gentleman. Question: How can you say so? Obama: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.


Question to the Spanish leader: How do you describe a male organ in your country? Spanish leader: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull). Question: How can you say so? Spanish leader: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.


Question to Philippine leader: Arroyo, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Arroyo: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumours. Question: How can you say so? Arroyo: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.


Question to Iranian leader: Ahmadinejad, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ahmadinejad: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ahmadinejad: Because they like to enter through the back door.


Question to Dr Manmohan Singh of India: How do you describe a male organ in your country? Manmohan Singh: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Manmohan Singh: Because it works day and night.


Question to Lee Hsien Loong of Singapore : Mr Lee, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Mr Lee: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Mr Lee: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.


The final question was posed to Mahathir Muhamad of Malaysia . Question to Mahathir: Mahathir, how do you describe male organs in your country? Mahathir: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are of two different types. One belongs to the opposition and the other belongs to the BN component parties. I don’t care about the opposition, so I will only say about the BN male sexual organs. They are like Proton cars. Question: How can you say so?



Mahathir: They look tough but are actually very soft.

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